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"Never get involved with sanity or sanitation."
--Vivre Draco
"AIDS is the opposite of an orgasm; It lasts forever,
but you wish it didn't, and you never complain about
not getting it when you have sex."
--Vivre Draco
"Why let nature call on you,
when YOU could call on nature?"
--Vivre Draco
"The Magic Kingdom has 'You may get wet' signs
all over the place... And here I thought this
was a *family* park."
--Vivre Draco
"I'm crazy today."
--Vivre Draco
"Everybody's confused, it's just
some people don't know it."
--Vivre Draco
"Yeah... But it's not...
It's the left side,
which is the right side."
--Vivre Draco
"Christians believe that sinners go to Hell.
In other words, you're reincarnated til you get it right."
--Vivre Draco
"The only good paladin is a paladin with ketchup!"
--Vivre Draco
"If I couldn't get your attention by having sex
with you I'd know you were dead..."
--Vivre Draco
"Why be screwed up about sex when there's so
many other things to be screwed up about?"
--Vivre Draco
"It's called sanity. It makes things hard to make sense of."
--Vivre Draco
"To be considered a genius is easy;
it requires the use of only a single brain cell.
To be considered a fool is far harder;
it takes at least two."
--Vivre Draco
"Yeah... Society has its head up its ass...
So what else is new?"
--Vivre Draco
"In polite society the answer to that question is 'fine.' In impolite
society the answer to that question is a bullet through the head."
--Vivre Draco
"I'm not going to bother trying to change the lighting in the house
when what I really need to change is the lighting in my head."
--Vivre Draco
"We all have the same problem: We're human."
--Vivre Draco
"Be sinless. Cast a stone."
--Vivre Draco
"Love's what makes life real."
--Vivre Draco
"John's cool, Tasha's hot, Kevin's blue, I'm you. Everyone clear?"
--Vivre Draco
"It's called lazine... oh you get the idea, I'm not gonna bother
finishing that word, too much trouble."
--Vivre Draco
"What is, is. What will be, will only be if we let it be."
--Vivre Draco
"It's all fun & games til you put someone's eye out. Then it knocks
and bangs on the door and generally makes a racket until you let it
back in."
--Vivre Draco
"When someone kisses your ass, 'tis best to follow the Biblical rule
of turning the other cheek."
--Vivre Draco
"You took the words right out of my fingers."
--Vivre Draco
"Most people talk to trees... At least, most sane people."
--Vivre Draco
"The best poems are emotions... And the worst emotions are poems."
--Vivre Draco
"Cows are inextricably tied to humans. This is evidenced by the fact
that wherever you find people, you'll find bullshit."
--Vivre Draco
"Some people have more smarts in their arse than others have throughout
their entire bodies..."
--Vivre Draco
"Life is death. Every second the old you dies, and a new you is born."
--Vivre Draco
"Live for today when you can, and tomorrow when you have to,
but never for yesterday."
--Vivre Draco
"Better to lead a good life because you know it's right than to do so
for fear that a big nasty guy in the sky will beat you up."
--Vivre Draco
"It's ok to lean on other people, if they're willing to give the support.
Just don't lean so hard you can't regain your balance when they're gone."
--Vivre Draco
"Teenager: One who has all the disadvantages of being a kid, all the
disadvantages of being an adult, and more chemicals going through
their brain than the average lab rat."
--Vivre Draco
"In fact, I make it my personal mission to make each character's life
their own personal hell."
--Vivre Draco, on DMing
"I'm looking forward to watching all the Christians ascend into heaven...
or the UFO's abduct the chosen ones... or the Gods rain their fury upon
the Earth at being abandoned.... In any case, I figure there'll be lots
of pretty lights to watch."
--Vivre Draco, on the new millenium
"Love. When it's good, it's not like anything you can imagine. And when
it's bad... Well, it's still not like anything you can imagine."
--Vivre Draco
"'Freedom of speech, except' is an oxy moron."
--Vivre Draco
"This is modern America; if you're not dysfunctional, they think
something's wrong with you."
--Vivre Draco
"Cats don't go crazy. They're born that way."
--Vivre Draco
"If I could either go through Door #3 or shove someone else through it,
and whoever went through Door #3 could, to the best of my knowledge,
never come back... Yes, I'd shove someone else through it without
hesitation."
--Vivre Draco
"Diplomacy is a lot easier when you've developed a healthy sense of
contempt for your fellow man."
--Vivre Draco
"I'll tell you what I end up telling most of my friends: You need to
develop a healthy sense of superiority and contempt for your fellow man."
--Vivre Draco
"Your heart tells you what you want. Your brain tells you how to get there."
--Vivre Draco
"The only limit to freedom is that you don't have the freedom to
impinge upon other people's freedoms, except as much as is absolutely
necessary to prevent them from impinging upon other people's freedoms."
--Vivre Draco
"I can make anyone feel less nerdy."
--Vivre Draco
Alex Montlebong: You know what's funny?
Vivre Draco: Yep.
Alex Montlebong: Me too.
Dark Jester: So, what's new?
Vivre Draco: I don't know, but it probably involves peanut butter.
Dark Jester: Really? Good for you!
CryoMax: Sociologically, the Ten Commandments are invaluable.
Vivre Draco: Don't eat pork? Bah.
CryoMax: Not a commandment. Unless it was on that third tablet that
Moses dropped. :)
Mama Draco: Green and yellow and pink for dinner...
Vivre Draco: I'll take 'Dr. Seuss Books' for $200.
Vivre Draco: We could write our own server. I volunteer you to do it.
LeBleu: Ok... I'll write it with your blood on parchment made from
your lungs.
Vivre Draco: Cool. When can you have it done?
LeBleu: About the time Linux achieves total world domination.
Vivre Draco: How much wood would wood glue glue if wood glue could
glue wood?
Daddy Draco: Elmer's holds the world together.
Vivre Draco: I thought that was duct tape?
Vivre Draco: Why can't people just be perfect?? :)
mirriam: Because we're not all you :P