Periodically, I'll ask someone I know to describe me in a few sentances. Most of the responses I've gotten (not counting "Huh?") are included here.
Abbye: "You're a computer nerd in WI who likes to do it all the time."
Amy: "I think that behind the cynic's face he shows, there is a really sweet caring person who sometime feels lost. I don't think I've met someone as quietly intelligent ... He doesn't say much at any given time; rather he sorta saves it all up and then it comes out in one big burst."
Aubrey: "Brat."
Chelsea: "Long-haired freak that spends way too much time on the computer, but if he didn't, none of his friends would ever see him."
Cherie: "You seem to be glued to your computer, you don't want to go do anything fun, you don't share anything about yourself, and you are grisly and salty... And I still find you enjoyable."
Gene: "A backwards-ass firefly who likes messing with people's minds and brains. After the hour of 1 in the morning, he becomes a bit perverse and rambuncious."
Jake: "Hippy wannabe with grungy hair. Would win 'Most Likely To Rob The Quick-E Mart' award."
Lindsay: "He's the cynical smartass bug boy who annoys me, on occasion, but he's ok."
Liz: "Witty, level-headed, determined, intelligent, ornery, straight-forward."
Nikki: "You are intelligent, kind, a little shy (but when you're comfy, a bag full of smartass one liners), I think you're creative, and witty, charming, VERY cool, totally under control, collected, not a worry in the world, and mysterious... very friendly (after a bit), and just plain awesome!"
Stacey: "You're cute, sweet, nice, and very smart. Uhm, you conduct good intellectual conversations, and uhm, yer fun to poke. Yah."